Ai Bang Mai Ne -----  I bumped into the coffee table

 

Ar U Wun Tu  ----- A gay liberation greeting

 

Chin Tu Fat  ----- You need a face lift

 

Dum Gai  ---- A stupid person

 

Gun Pao Der  ---- An ancient Chinese invention

 

Hu Flung Dung  ----- Which one of you fertilized the field?

 

Hu Yu Hai Ding  ----- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive

 

Kum Hia  ----- Approach me

 

Lao Ze  ----- Not very good

 

Lin Ching  ----- An illegal execution

 

Moon Lan Ding  ----- A great achievement of the American space program

 

Ne Ahn  ----- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

 

Shai Gai  ----- A bashful person

 

Tai Ne Bae Be  ----- A premature infant

 

Tai Ne Po Ne  ----- A small horse

 

Ten Ding Ba  ----- Serving drinks to people

 

Yu Mai Te Tan  ----- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

 

Wa Shing Kah  ----- Cleaning an automobile

 

Wai So Dim  ----- Are you trying to save electricity?

 

Wai U Shao Ting ----- There is no reason to raise your voice

 

 

 

 

A Course in Chinese English

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